AISubs v3.7
Everyone, please say hello in English.
Hello, YouTube viewers.
I'm Tetta and...
I'm Ryo.
I'm Shimizu.
Wait, why Kazushi-san?
He said "English".
Kazushi-san's English is...
Amazing.
I'm sure you can say hello in English.
The reason why we asked you to say hello in English is...
Kinoshita-san, Sushi Ramen Riku-kun,
and many foreign viewers.
That's why...
There's a period of time when things explode.
I don't think it's Japan anymore for things like this to explode.
That's right.
We have to make videos in English in the future as well.
We're going to shift, right?
That's right.
This time, we're going to test...
If you can say hello in English...
And follow along with the topic.
We're going to test it.
If you can do it...
Tomorrow's video will be completely in English.
We're going to cut out hundreds of thousands of people.
But we're going to do it in Japanese, right?
For now, we'll just listen in English.
This place is like America.
We just went on a trip.
But you can order food at Starbucks, right?
We've been here for about two weeks.
We've completely grown.
You can order food at a restaurant.
Same.
It's the same.
What's. Your. Recommendation?
It's the same as "recommendation," right?
This one.
I really want to do it.
Anyway, everyone.
Listening perfectly.
I've come up with a plan.
For foreigners.
For people who are fluent in English.
You can read it now.
From now on, you'll think I'm really fluent in English.
With that kind of feeling.
Please continue to shoot the video.
Yes.
Yes, please.
Oh, it's been a while.
Are you an English-speaking person?
Are you standing?
I'm not in it now.
I'm nervous.
I'm just happy now.
Do what wars can convey.
Although I'm paying attention more than ever, when I speak whether my words will accurately be conveyed to the listeners.
As you know, there's no time gestures or body language on radio.
I guess we both English and Japanese school lately, although my English might be in a semi- fluent level.
In fact, I'm reading off a spread right now, so don't overestimate me.
What?
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Even if it's Japanese, I can understand it.
I can understand it, but I'm confused.
Well, it's not in the main subject yet, is it?
That's right, that's right.
Oh, it's a bad word.
I'm sorry, please continue.
It means that what goes around comes around, doesn't it?
That's right.
You don't want to be a slippery YouTuber, do you?
You don't want to be a...
You don't want to be slippery, do you?
Yes, yes.
If you ask him in Japanese, he'll say it in English.
It's in Japanese!
So let's start!
I'd like each of you to bring something that is...
slightly dirty.
Dirty?
Very f*cking dirty!
That wasn't a good word, was it?
Okay, slightly dirty.
Dirty and very f*cking dirty.
By next week, you're going to try whether you can...
miss something that is the same level. This is the key part. Same level as the other members.
It's about team work. It's not about you. It's about team work. One for all. Okay, that's a theme.
It's not enough if you can only differentiate things properly by yourself. The heart of this
project, shikaku, is about aligning yourself and being the same with other members.
You think you can do it, guys?
Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Well, then, I'm counting on you. I'll see you soon, and don't forget to buy my book! Thank you!
Go! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Okay, so that was Mino-san! I know!
What? Wait a minute!
It looks like Mino-san was in a bit of trouble. No, no, no! I was just thinking about what to do with the project.
Oh, I see. It was a little difficult, wasn't it? Yeah, but...
Well, I wrote the script and Mino-kun read it for me, and he read it in a relatively easy-to- understand manner.
Yeah, that's probably true. He added a little bit of stuff, and he explained it in Japanese.
I... I can't... coming next week...
Me too! Me too!
Me too!
Next week, no one will say "next week"!
Okay, so until next week, please make sure you're well-prepared!
Yes!
Okay! Have a wonderful...
See you next week!
Yeah!
Okay, we're ready!
Yes!
How confident are you?
Well, well, well...
I'll just do it as I hear it.
Yes, yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I didn't twist it a little.
I'm sorry about that.
And this time,
A foreigner...
Yes, is it on the screen?
Oh, this time...
Just around here...
He's an outsider.
Huh?
You're an outsider?
Yes. He stopped by here.
Wow!
Would you like to sit next to me?
Really?
Yes, please! Foreigners!
What?
- Hello! - Hello!
- It's been a while! - Hello!
- We were just in the middle of our day. - You speak Japanese really well!
- Actually, I think we've been Japanese for longer than you. - Oh, really?
- Long time no see! - It's been a while!
- I'm so happy, it's been about 3 years. - Yes!
- So, we met again after a long time. We had a request from him. - Yes!
- So we hope you'll meet our expectations and please make him happy. - Yes!
- So, we'll start with you, Mokoko. - Yes!
- It's been a while and I'm nervous. - Are you nervous?
- So, let's start with you, Ryo. - Yes!
- One, two... - What?
- It's a book by Tomino-san. - It's a book I published recently.
- We published it, too. - Oh, you left it here?
- Did you leave it here? - Let's get started.
- So, this is Lucas Midori Porschek's "Battle of Musicians". - Yes!
- Today, we'll review this book. So, let's get started. - Yes!
- I'm grateful for this review, but... - Yes, I'm grateful for it, too.
- Can you read it for me? - Yes, of course.
- Mino and I have known each other for 6 years. - Yes, that's right.
- Since then, Mino knows a lot about music.
- Are you promoting it now? - This is the main topic, right?
- Since it's a collaboration, we're promoting it. - No, no.
- Mino asked us for a review of his book, so I'm going to review it now.
- That's a great idea! - What?
- That's my personal opinion. - Oh, it's your personal opinion.
- It's my great idea. - Mino is happy about it.
- Can you put it down for me? - Yes, I'll put it down for you.
- Can you tell me what's next? - What's next?
- I think it's "next". - "Next".
- There's no "next"!
- Huh? - Huh?!
- Is it homework massage? - Homework is a little...
Ryo-san, you're always like that!
You're always like, "Prepare it properly", or "I put it in my schedule a week or two ago",
"I'm ready!" You said that!
- Yeah, I think we're doing it as a group at times like this. - I'm really sorry about this time.
- Should we add something? - Ah, ok.
- Ok, we'll add some. - Yes.
- Like add-up type of thing. - Oh yeah, like that.
- I think we have it too. - Well, I'll just...
- Well, I think we'll let you watch it... - Yes.
- I see, I see. - ...and we'll keep going with it.
- Let's start. - Ok. - Here it is.
- It has begun! Tamaki's Crimson Radio!
[The voice of a man who has been hit in the head by a car]
Good evening, everyone!
Cha-cha-cha!
I'm Tamakin!
In this show, I, Tamakin,
will be talking some absurd words
on the radio!
Let's get to the headlines!
A pen name "automated ticket collector"
has caused me to get into a fight with a girl I like
[Laughter]
After changing classes, Tsukinoko sat in front of me.
Oh, that's great!
I'm so nervous, I can't talk.
Mr. Tamakuni, what should I do?
Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?
Tsukinoko is right in front of you, isn't he?
And then...
Ah! It went in! Ah!
You should just do it like this!
Your favorite technique...
Knife punch!
Yeah!
Next story, let's hear it!
"Pandem"!
I shaved all of my hair and made my friends eat hijiki rice.
Thank you for your story!
It seems like my daughter has a boyfriend recently, but I'm in shock and can't stand up.
I can't even ask my daughter, but what should I do?
Ah, I see! This is a pretty serious problem!
Hey, daughter!
Hey, you! If you didn't have a boyfriend, you wouldn't be a punk beauty in front of your boyfriend, would you?!
That's how you should say it!
I'm sure you know what kind of man I am!
Dad, good luck! I'm rooting for you!
Hey, let's go with the last song!
Champagne!
I want to pay you back!
Oh, thank you!
I want my son to be a YouTuber!
Hey, hey! What do you mean "son"?
Why would you say that?!
See you next OK! Bye-bye!
I see!
Well, then...
What's next?
Well, next...
Well, Mr. Tamaki is...
Yes.
Was it one?
Well, it's one, but...
Mr. Tamaki has two.
Oh, yes!
Yes, it's one.
It's one.
Well, I don't have anything important in it.
Then, let's go, Tetsuya.
Can I?
What did you bring?
Well, I brought...
What?
What I wanted to show you.
Yes.
Here it is.
Thank you.
Isn't it close?
That's right, that's right.
You fight really badly.
But you don't talk.
Right?
Even though it's a radio...
Gesture...
- Huh? - Huh?
- It's over. - It's over.
- Yes. - What's the meaning of this?
- Well, I did write down what I heard. - Yeah.
- But I did talk about group YouTubers. - Oh, you did.
- I did. - Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah. - And group YouTubers are...
- The ones who make people do stupid, shitty things. - Yeah.
- So, I don't know why, but...
- They told me to do gestures on the radio. - Huh?
- Gesture! - Gesture!
- But... How do you say it? - Gesture on the radio...
- Huh? - Huh?
- I thought the same thing. - Yeah, yeah.
- I thought, "Is he stupid?" - Yeah.
- "What kind of topic is this?" - Yeah.
- I thought about it, but... - Yeah.
- Do you know it? - This is gesture on the radio.
- Yeah.
- I know the concept of it, but... - Yeah.
- Can you tell me what you're talking about? - Oh, me?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- It's "An Angel of Death" by Yuuyami Niizanaishi. - Oh!
- Oh!
- It's a vocal. - Yeah, it's a vocal.
- It's about a girl who wants to go to a beauty salon to cut her hair. - Oh!
- And she's wearing a roseleaf... - Yeah.
- And she's wearing a roseleaf... - Oh!
- I forgot about it! - You forgot about it!
You're stupid.
- What are you talking about? - Huh?!
- I was talking about it on "Jisswa". - Oh, "Jisswa".
- I thought about how I could get a group of YouTubers to do it. - Yeah.
- I listened to it, and I made "Jisswa" into a radio show. - I see.
- That's how it went. - Wow.
- "Silent Radio" is a new name. - It's too fun.
- You should do gesture on the radio. - Yeah, yeah.
- Stop collaborating with others and making others slip. - Stop it!
It's completely different, everyone!
- What?! - It's completely different!
Like, everyone has a split opinion.
It's like you've pursued a lot of things that you've understood split up.
It's like you've cut off 2 parts.
- You've lost 2%. - That's too little.
Originally, you wanted us to bring you 3 things.
- 3? - 3 things?
- Yes. - And the topic was...
"A Little Dirty Thing," "Dirty Thing," and "Very Dirty Thing."
- Oh! - Oh!
- You said it 3 times. - Yes, yes.
You wanted us to bring you 3 of each.
- So, the topic was... - You brought 1 of each.
- Yes, you brought 1 dirty thing. - This one's really dirty.
- Yes, but...
- We wanted you all to bring something dirty. - Yes, yes.
I would like each of you to bring something that is slightly dirty, dirty, and very dirty.
- Oh, bring something dirty. - Bring something dirty.
- I see. - I just asked you why you didn't think of that.
I was prepared to say "dirty" and "dirty" after I said "yo."
- Oh! - Oh!
- I see. - Yes, yes.
- I would be really sorry if you came prepared to say "yo." - Yes, I would be really sorry.
- And with that, we have come to the end of our show. - Yes.
To all of you in Tokyo who are trying to fly around the world in the future...
- The world is too big for you all. - Yes, it is.
- We only know 2 percent of it. - Yes.
- All we can do is fly around the world. - Yes, that's right.
First of all, we need to learn how to speak Japanese well.
You still don't have the English ability!
With that said, let's start with Mr. Toshimitsu.
Please say something like "please watch again tomorrow."
I'm very... enjoy... enjoy...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Funny.
Funny, funny, funny.
- So funny. - Yes.
- You're funny, you too. - Yes.
Today's guest, Mino.
Mino, thank you very much.
- Thank you. - Thank you very much.
And...
That's right, see you...
- See you next week! - See you next week!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!